Thursday, March 08, 2007

Mustard Gas

Ye shan't taste it
Nor shall ye pass it
Get a snout-full
Ye a dead piece of asset.

Author unknown

Sunday, March 04, 2007

Murder in the Bluegrass may be purchased at for $7.95 including shipping and tax. (Retails for $11.00.)

Thursday, March 01, 2007

If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and has feathers, it just might be Hortense the hooker.

Author unknown.